Beetles are nice and round... like them. They feel more at home! I used to know a woman who had an *** that just stuck out, it was like a ******* table-top that she carried around behind her... and the surface was practically horizantal... it was gross, her *** seemed to be defying the laws of gravity

 

[quote name='toplessFC3Sman' date='May 14 2005, 07:49 AM']Beetles are nice and round... like them. They feel more at home! I used to know a woman who had an *** that just stuck out, it was like a ******* table-top that she carried around behind her... and the surface was practically horizantal... it was gross, her *** seemed to be defying the laws of gravity


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thats the way there 4 women that come through the store are... nasty as ****. and they all wear these damn short shorts and those lycra bicycle shorts. I didn't know it was legal to make either of those things that large.

 

[quote name='venomrx7' date='May 14 2005, 09:36 AM']There are 4 particular women that come through our store here in mississippi that are at least that fat. They are all related somehow (I think 2 are sisters, one is their mom and one is their aunt) They all 4 come together in a 2 DOOR CHEVY CAVELIER and its a 95 model or so... the small ones...


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lowering springs

 

[quote name='venomrx7' date='May 14 2005, 08:36 AM']One of them used to order a 24 pack of ice cream sandwiches every week. I told her no one day.... she went somewhere else to order them now...


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Damn dude that makes me proud