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Old Nov 3, 2005 | 11:32 AM
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Thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen from Maryland farm, sheriff's office says



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WOLFSVILLE, Md. — Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.



He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.



"I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.



He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.



Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.









Old Nov 3, 2005 | 12:04 PM
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that story is complete bull!
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 12:15 PM
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Let this be a wake-up call to those of you considering dropping out of school. One day, you may have to find work masturbating bulls in order to collect their semen.
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 12:15 PM
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Sounds like Lil' Kim was thirsty.
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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holy ****, thats like where i live!
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by rfreeman27' post='775184' date='Nov 3 2005, 03:48 PM

holy ****, thats like where i live!


So what did you do with all that bulljuice?
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='775202' date='Nov 3 2005, 03:58 PM

So what did you do with all that bulljuice?




Him and RIKKI made smores and dipped them b4 eating
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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Could you imagine trying to get that insured?



"yeah that's right, bull jizz.....hello?"
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 04:07 PM
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True Story: I had to pick up a thermos of dog sperm at the airport for AI of our bitch
Old Nov 3, 2005 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='775226' date='Nov 3 2005, 06:07 PM

True Story: I had to pick up a thermos of dog sperm at the airport for AI of our bitch




So was that in an Aladdin Stanley 1-quart thermos, or what?



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