Thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen from Maryland farm, sheriff's office says
The Associated Press WOLFSVILLE, Md. — Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work. He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle. "I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday. He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night. Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
that story is complete bull!
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Let this be a wake-up call to those of you considering dropping out of school. One day, you may have to find work masturbating bulls in order to collect their semen. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Sounds like Lil' Kim was thirsty.
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holy ****, thats like where i live!
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Originally Posted by rfreeman27' post='775184' date='Nov 3 2005, 03:48 PM
holy ****, thats like where i live! So what did you do with all that bulljuice? |
Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='775202' date='Nov 3 2005, 03:58 PM
So what did you do with all that bulljuice? Him and RIKKI made smores and dipped them b4 eating |
Could you imagine trying to get that insured?
"yeah that's right, bull jizz.....hello?" |
True Story: I had to pick up a thermos of dog sperm at the airport for AI of our bitch
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='775226' date='Nov 3 2005, 06:07 PM
True Story: I had to pick up a thermos of dog sperm at the airport for AI of our bitch So was that in an Aladdin Stanley 1-quart thermos, or what? |
Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='775234' date='Nov 3 2005, 02:30 PM
So was that in an Aladdin Stanley 1-quart thermos, or what? IT WAS ONE OF THOSE CUPS YOU PUT YOUR BEER INTA AT PARTIES |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='775242' date='Nov 3 2005, 07:05 PM
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE CUPS YOU PUT YOUR BEER INTA AT PARTIES You mean a can koozie? |
Isn't it interesting that the semen of 40 or 50 bulls is worth $75,000, yet any one of us could fill a gallon jug and it wouldn't be worth squat? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Oh contrair,
Human semen is very expensive. I dont have any concrete figures for you, but it aint cheap. And i swear that my fellow frederick countians will hunt night and day for the theif. And if we do find the semen, we wolnt eat all of it. thank you. |
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' post='775269' date='Nov 3 2005, 04:10 PM
Oh contrair, Human semen is very expensive. I dont have any concrete figures for you, but it aint cheap. And i swear that my fellow frederick countians will hunt night and day for the theif. And if we do find the semen, we wolnt eat all of it. thank you. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
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