Haha.. Get's better every time I read it!

 

If you don't hold a door open for a woman you are a jerk off. If you don't hold a door open for anyone, well, your just a dick. If they are close by, I hold it open for them. Just a respectful thing to do.



And I don't really have a wound yet. Mostly scars and **** that are so small all over my hands.



I like these rules. We should base life upon these rules. And how long did it take for you to come up all these rules?

 

I agree with all of it. specially the respect twards women, and the DEAL WITH IT!! part. law suits are for puds. I own 3 guns and know how to use all of them very well. I think everyone should have at least one, and also know how to use it.



one more that needs to be added.



Retrosexual men will not, for any reason, wear tight, or shiney pants. (bicycle shorts excluded)

 

Agreed.



I don't own a gun, but I know how to use one. I don't hunt though. I mostly shoot the clay pigeons, and am pretty decent at it. I am not a redneck or country boy. We use to release 3 at a time and I would get them all about 80% of the time. It was fun, but got dull pretty quick.

 

The other day I was watching "Monster house" and to my ******* amazment when the crew accomplished the build on time the host started passing out hugs to the crew. I was ******* dumbfounded!

WTF has the entire west coast went homo?

 

Amen to the retrosexual

 

BTW, That all had to be said by G.Gordon Liddy. It's definitley his typical humor.

 

repost!



sorry, I had to do it

 

Repost? I've never seen it. I'm still waiting for california to crack and fall off. then we would have cheaper gas ( less demand) and less irritation.



so in other words, all of the cool, non gay people in cali, move east. all the ****, stay your happy *** over there. then we can blow it up or something.........



another addition



A retrosexual man retains the right to beat the **** out of any queer who touches him in an affectional way, or refuses to quit hitting on said retrosexual when told to stop.

 

You idiot. That is defeating the entire purpose of the "retrosexual man movement." The point is to stand for the things that represent the masculine aspect of society that used to be stereotype, but is now being phased out by metro-trends.



The point is to be respectful and proud, not a homophobe. That comment defeated the entire purpose of this thread.



Did you not read it? If a homosexual man is hitting on you or touching you... DEAL WITH IT!