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05-21-2004, 12:47 PM
#11
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Subject: lol Oh my goodness!
Tasty Sex Therapy!
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary.
"But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, J! ohn had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his ***** with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better
than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.
But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..."
Tasty Sex Therapy!
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary.
"But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, J! ohn had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his ***** with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better
than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.
But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..."
05-21-2004, 05:59 PM
#12
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok, back on subject
thats complete bullshit. that is actually illegal, by constitutional standards. This country is turning into a communist regime. i hate it. I think that we should go back and review the constitution and throw out every law that interferes with our
guaranteed rights.
ok, back on subject
thats complete bullshit. that is actually illegal, by constitutional standards. This country is turning into a communist regime. i hate it. I think that we should go back and review the constitution and throw out every law that interferes with our
guaranteed rights.
05-22-2004, 05:01 PM
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smart ***.
we do have communist aspects, like welfare and madicare, and disability. that goes back to the retrosexual post. DEAL WITH IT.
I have an adition to Webster's
Government - large group of idiots meeting to disagree and accomplish nothing for the benifit of anyone but themselves; see blackmail
we do have communist aspects, like welfare and madicare, and disability. that goes back to the retrosexual post. DEAL WITH IT.
I have an adition to Webster's
Government - large group of idiots meeting to disagree and accomplish nothing for the benifit of anyone but themselves; see blackmail
05-22-2004, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 21 2004, 09:45 AM
SHINEY parachute pants anyone?
Break down and break dance any one??
**** it now I'm pissed its a dance off!
Eee hee hee!
