I'm done after one Hiney, moderation is the key, you drunken *******.

 

i dunno

 

I do at lease 8 Jager shots every time I go out.



I've been known to finish a 5th of Jack Daniels or **** Creek by myself in a night... Coupled with the mass amounts of damn shots I do...



I can drink most anyone to the floor. And I'm not proud of it. Last night alone I did 5 Jagers and 4 beers just cleaning up the bar... in an hour. I don't NEED to drink... But when I do, there is no such thing as "Let's go out and get a beer..."

 

Hey, next time I'm in STL, we'll go out and get a beer.

 

LMAO. Sweet... I'm down!

 

i know what ya mean. i think i single-handedly keep the bar here in business

 

i know what ya mean. i think i single-handedly keep the bar here in business [/quote]

My local bar hired me as a bouncer. It pissed off the bartenders cause they are losing money with me working and not drinking... LMAO. Not really, but it's damn near true. I prolly pay most the rent in that place.. haha

 

i did not throw up, but i did end up in the hospital after consuming:



1. an entire 5th of tanquery

2. half a 5th each of jager and goldschlager (straight shooter of each)

3. a 6 pack of dos equis lager.....



in the interim, this was a senior party that i threw in 1995 after the basketball night dance. i was seen a videotaped juggling my knives from work, one which went straight through my hand resulting in a 2200.00 hospital bill, falling face first through the glass in the screen door, and gashing my arm open and having to get 36 more stitches, and all this while trying to find my pistol when a non-drinking girl told me that the cops were outside....i was convinced that i could get rid of them with the gun, don't ask me....i do not know....i remember every bit of it....



turns oout some jack off stole my gun, a bunhc of cd's and ****. i ripped 25 stitches out 2 days later when i beat his *** in the hall at school and got suspended ofr 3 days.....





that was a long night.....every time i see one of my friends that i have not seen in a while, they always remind me of it......



i never miss a beat when shitty.....

 

14 coronas

1 shot of black magic

2 shots of some yummy peach ****

1 cuban cigar

3 shots of bacardi clear

2 shots of limon.

all in chronological order, within 5 to 7 hours, and had to deal with the swaying of a cruise ship mind you

 

omg @ R explicit