Eric Happy Meal

but know you guys its been posted here before...



its really long but really really funny. so here it is!

The metro man

wow, an early 80's mullet ricer........

Baldy

Sweet ****, I can't believe that DJ had that much patience. That's the dumbest person I've heard in a long time. I was thinking that someone might be doing that on purpose, but he sounded frighteningly convincing.



"I wax my car every week, so the radar can't read my speed. They wax the stealth bomber like every day."



wow.

FrestyleFC3S

if you talk the talk walka the walk talk talk walk

FrestyleFC3S

"you have a chain steering wheel?"



"no"



"WELL I DO!!!"



"that doesnt make you fast!"

phinsup

"Well look at it, it's sweet, it's prolly got 270 horse."

phinsup

Radar don't work right on my car, it's clean and shiny, radar bounces right off of it cause it has a sweet shine.

phinsup

OMFG he said his tattoos were temporary, that is the funniest **** ever.

UniqueTII

I've heard that before...as fake as it sounds, I've met people like that before.

Baldy

That guy had to have been a pathological lier. Some of it sounded genuine, then it sounded like he was just making stuff up. But it really sounded like he believed himself.





How the hell I got all that from a radio interview, your guess is as good as mine.