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Dogs are definitely better than guns IMO, (unless they have pepper-spray). Based on my own experience I would reccomend a Boxer - al the virtues of a good guard dog - mean looking (very muscley) and extremely curious.
The great thing about our dog is that she likes to play, and when she plays she growls, barks, the hair on her back stands up and she basically fights with you without actually biting. To anyone that doesn't know her, she is terrifying, especially since the more fear you show the more she thinks you are playing - but the only damage she would ever do is knock you over https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png - makes for a great guard dog though. As I said she's EXTREMELY curious which is obviously a good thing, she spends hours just looking out the windows, chances are she knows the burgalar is robbing the house before he does https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png. The only thing is, we can't shut any of the doors in the house because she just scratches and whines until it's opened https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png If you must get a gun I agree with the non-lethal round idea - I'm starting to sound like a hippy, but I can only think of what would happen if it gets into the wrong hands https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png Mark |
heres my advice, stand in the way of wherever they are trying to break in, be completely naked, have like some crisco oil or body butter allready all over you, then look as angry as you can whilst masturbating, i mean, dude whoever wants to deal with that when they break in just deserves to have your stuff given to them. oh and holding like a knife or a dead kitten in one of your free hands wouldnt hurt either.
p.s. oh yeah, and when they start to coem in and see you, yell alot, yell something saddistic like...." hello little girl, would you like some candy?! " |
Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Jun 14 2004, 03:53 PM
heres my advice, stand in the way of wherever they are trying to break in, be completely naked, have like some crisco oil or body butter allready all over you, then look as angry as you can whilst masturbating, i mean, dude whoever wants to deal with that when they break in just deserves to have your stuff given to them. oh and holding like a knife or a dead kitten in one of your free hands wouldnt hurt either.
p.s. oh yeah, and when they start to coem in and see you, yell alot, yell something saddistic like...." hello little girl, would you like some candy?! " |
after having my dog, its a pitbull/lab mix (mostly pistbull) i would definately sugfgest a similar breed! hes always incredibly happy, always wants to play, almost never barks, and to some people hes mean as **** looking. he also loves to play, he gets rough, but tries not to hurt you, hes also very loving and loyal, but whatever you do, be sure to get one thats young so itll end up being how you want it, if you get one thats like 2 years you probably wont be able to change his ways.
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Jun 14 2004, 01:53 PM
heres my advice, stand in the way of wherever they are trying to break in, be completely naked, have like some crisco oil or body butter allready all over you, then look as angry as you can whilst masturbating, i mean, dude whoever wants to deal with that when they break in just deserves to have your stuff given to them. oh and holding like a knife or a dead kitten in one of your free hands wouldnt hurt either.
p.s. oh yeah, and when they start to coem in and see you, yell alot, yell something saddistic like...." hello little girl, would you like some candy?! " |
Originally Posted by CrashFactory' date='Jun 14 2004, 08:37 AM
well the good news is after we called the cops, someone else in town did also (they were driving 70-80mph through the MIDDLE of town, no exhaust, and after they went past us they headed out of town and they calloed out Highway Patrol, so I'm sure they won't be around for a bit.......I'm not sure how smart these ppl are but the first time they tried to break in, they couldn't get in, i know 6 year olds that could've got in if they wanted, I've remedied that problem as now my screen doors even have deadbolts, and they would have to make a LOT of noise to even get thru it...our windows are like 5-6 feet off the ground so i dun think that will be a problem.....I'll stick with the bat, if they do get in I'm sure I'm intimidating enough to suggest they leave, and if not, I play head baseball......Dog is next on the list, I have to find a good hearty breed that is good with kids...any suggestions are welcome..
Sean So if anything I would suggest a Doberman Pincher, German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull. Dispite the bad repuation that they have received from the public. I'm sure you can raise a good loving dog. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png |
good idea sticking with the bat. If you ever did kill the fuckers or hurt them really really bad, you have a better legal case with using a bat then using a gun. you could state your intentions are not to kill them just subdue them...and you didn't know the shot in the face would be lethal...as oppsoed to just shooting someone, guns=death...so you could probably be charged with murder...depending on your district laws and what not.
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Jun 14 2004, 01:53 PM
heres my advice, stand in the way of wherever they are trying to break in, be completely naked, have like some crisco oil or body butter allready all over you, then look as angry as you can whilst masturbating, i mean, dude whoever wants to deal with that when they break in just deserves to have your stuff given to them. oh and holding like a knife or a dead kitten in one of your free hands wouldnt hurt either.
p.s. oh yeah, and when they start to coem in and see you, yell alot, yell something saddistic like...." hello little girl, would you like some candy?! " |
Originally Posted by CGeek2k' date='Jun 14 2004, 02:01 PM
What sort of a man does it even take to think up something like that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png
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Originally Posted by CrashFactory' date='Jun 13 2004, 08:41 PM
The first night I went back to work after moving into the new place (i work 3pm to 11pm) some idiots tried to break into our trailer, while just her and my 6 month old son were there, thank god my g-friend had the doors locked, we had the motion light on and everything, they HAD to know she was home, all the lights were on and her car was there and they tried to break in the front door when she was like 7 ft from it, now the car they were in that night, just passed my house twice (on the night they tried getting in they passed 3x then turned off the lights and parked), we have already called the county 5-0 (since we don't have a town cop in our little village), the question is, should i let them handle it if they do come back? Or do I go Midieval on their asses with my bat i have dubbed "The Peacemaker"?! I have a VERY sharp 4 inch lockblade also.....I don't care for guns in the house because of my son..
Sean so i took him to the hospital on my Bike (bicycle that is!). Wait outside, so when they come u can come from behind em and either 1) run em over with there car or ures 2) Slit there throats one by one 3) shoot each one in the leg , bring em into the woods, and torture them for days before killing them 4) wait for the cops and pray wo whateva god u pray to! |
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