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01-31-2005, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Jan 31 2005, 08:37 PM
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01-31-2005, 04:48 PM
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Since Jim can't post his joke, I'm gonna post a slightly (but not by much) more PC one:
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went Missing for seven
days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds: "Look what I'm after making."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
God replied, "It's a planet, and I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it.
For example, there's north America and south America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot.
Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south."
And then the archangel said, "And what's that green dot there?"
And God said "Ahhh that's Ireland-that's a very special place. That's
going to be the most glorious spot on earth: Beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. "These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe."
Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, but then seeming startled, he proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance...
God replied wisely: "Wait until you see the ******* I'm putting next door to them."
BTW in case people get the wrong impression, I really have nothing against the English - it's all just tongue in cheek
- just try and remember where I'm from .
Mark
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went Missing for seven
days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds: "Look what I'm after making."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
God replied, "It's a planet, and I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it.
For example, there's north America and south America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot.
Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south."
And then the archangel said, "And what's that green dot there?"
And God said "Ahhh that's Ireland-that's a very special place. That's
going to be the most glorious spot on earth: Beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. "These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe."
Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, but then seeming startled, he proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance...
God replied wisely: "Wait until you see the ******* I'm putting next door to them."
BTW in case people get the wrong impression, I really have nothing against the English - it's all just tongue in cheek
Mark
01-31-2005, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by inanimate_object' date='Jan 31 2005, 06:47 PM
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