1. at least they circled the problem

 

2. Found On Road Dead...

 

Fucked Over Rebuilt Diahatsu

 

fucked on race day

 

fix or repair daily

 

Farmer Or Redneck Driving

 

framed orangutan resisting daisies

 

Can't remember where I got these from:



Audi - All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW - Born Moderately Wealthy

Citroen - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Fiat - Fix It Again Tomorrow

Ford - Fails On Rainy Days

Lada - Left At Dump, Abandoned

Lotus - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

GTI - Got Tossers Inside

Honda - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

MG - Money Guzzler

MGB - Might Go Backwards

Porsche - Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine

Proton - Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays

SAAB - Still Ain't A Bimmer

Skoda - Saddest Kind Of Driving Agony

Smart - Slow Moving And Really Tiny

Subaru - Still Usable But All Rusted Underneath

Triumph - The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW - Virtually Worthless

Yugo - You'll Usually Get Out



Mark - ???

 

Makes ******* Replies Keenly

 

Haha I like it. When's the Assole of np competition on again - I wonder am I in with a chance?



Mark