How big is this Snake?



lure the little bastard back, maybe it will bring some friends, then you could kill em all and make a nice pair of boots.

 

feed the parrot to it

 

lol i was about to say blue nitrile, but snake > hose clamp.







you need some iron gloves!

 

those gloves would come in handy when picking weeds in my backyard, and when i'm cutting back our lemon and mystery fruit tree (it grows limes, then they turn to lemons, then they turn to oranges, or sometimes grows nothing. its really weird.)

 

A rubber that wont blow out!

 

pun intended? or not intentionally?

 

poor snake...



my baby.

 

Bahahaha.

 

snakes are ******* awesome, i've always wanted a pet snake, but my parents have never let me have one.

 

mine never let me have one either, my mom had a snake dropped in her shirt back in the day and is scared shitless of them, so that ruined my ever getting a snake till i was on my own hopein to get one pretty soon but the wife isnt much fonder of them, lol