I've noticed all the hositlity and disclaimers lately. So I propose a plan: everybody take all your good flames and bashes, and direct them toward me. I take infinitely more **** at work and with my friends everyday, so I wanna see how demeaning you can be.

Oh yeah, and anyone who chooses to flame in this thread should be prepared to get bashed as well.

All in good humor, folks.

 

You have a small pecker.

 

I hear your girl has a bigger dick than you do?

 

 

Suck my dick, you ********** **********er, bitch bastard slutbag ***** ****** *** raping dick licker,monkey ******,shitlicker,pole smokin', no ***** havin' *** raper, ***** licking salad tossing,teabaggin, fuckfaced, nipple dick bitch bastard, *** rammin' jizz mouth no ***** little dick **** face god damn mother fuckedy **** **** ******!

 

You must have slipped into the gene pool when the lifegaurd wasn't looking.

You set low personal standards, and consistently fail to achieve them.

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

You've got the whole six-pack, but you're missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together.

 

You can all suck Danny's **** after I'm through with it.

 

 

You guys have the wisdom of youth with the energy of old age.

 

put on glow-in-da-dark condom, turn off lights, hey there's a firefly in here...oh wait, ****.