The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

and my personal favorite "the bible was written with the aid of this great plant, and you uptight christian bitches happily forget that"

...and overnight parts from...Japan, if we have to.

i sold a guy a twinkie after i sucked out all the creme

its for the potato chips you left under the pillow

but not with 94t and banzaitoyota!

"I didn't either, until you shined the flashlight in here!"



"No, I'm a frayed knot."



"Because with both you're paying for something another guy left out by the street."

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!

"silly ******, dicks are for chicks"

i was talking to the duck!