Know a good joke?



Good!! Keep it to yourself. Just give me the punchline thats the funniest part anyway.

and says ow

and the other one ducks

your mothers a *****!

yes that dress makes you look fat

We call it, "The Aristocrats"!!

winning, winning.

1. Excuse me, I said put the flower in your "BUTTONHOLE"



2. Then the Rabbi said "But you gotta be Jewish"

no that's just ice cream!

And its too bad he thought the dousche-bag was a Capri-Sun...

thats not my ASS

and she thought it was a bird! owwww!

rectum?? hell, damn near killed em!!

and its been driving me nuts!

how many lanes do you want it?



its drivin me nuts!

Why the long face?

"because my husband complains that there's nothing to eat between thanksgiving and christmas."



--Lauren

no ..but I like the way you think!

FUCKEMBOTH!!!

and thats how I became gay....

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

and my personal favorite "the bible was written with the aid of this great plant, and you uptight christian bitches happily forget that"

...and overnight parts from...Japan, if we have to.

i sold a guy a twinkie after i sucked out all the creme

its for the potato chips you left under the pillow

but not with 94t and banzaitoyota!

"I didn't either, until you shined the flashlight in here!"



"No, I'm a frayed knot."



"Because with both you're paying for something another guy left out by the street."

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!

"silly ******, dicks are for chicks"

i was talking to the duck!

"In about 5 minutes when your mom goes to work."



"I dont know, but his face sure rings a bell."



"She, just kept twisting my ears all night."

And he jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!!

"And to any of you **********ers complaining about the 15 minute delay, Talk to the bitch in the kitchen."

I grow watermelons

Is that all you do, bird imitations?

"but by the grace of god and these two fingers, I got them all back in"

"so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"The first time I came in I told the horse my dick was bigger than his.



The second time I showed him!"

then it must be your feet!

lmao...





Haha... I love that joke.