Post Your Soylent Green Recipes!
11-18-2003, 01:45 PM
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In 19 years, this will be a reality!
Who would have thought, so we all are going to eat...ourselves. Now, before grandma is butchered for her hide...how shall we prepare her?
I personally would enjoy some hamburgers made out of my next-door neighbour and his beautiful wife!
I think the recipe would go like this:
'Unsuspecting Neighbour's imminate visit to the blender gourmet burgers'
Ingredience:
1. Two (2) unsuspecting next door neighbours.
2. Dozen eggs
3. A bag of onions
4. Black pepper
5. Oregano and various other spices.
Directions:
Wait until neighbours are drunk, visit them with sledgehammer or axe
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Add eggs, combine with neighbours until well packed, cut up onions, mix well...add pepper and spices. Roll mixture into generously formed patties and cook them until meat is well cooked on a pre-warmed barbeque.
How do you like your neighbours?
Who would have thought, so we all are going to eat...ourselves. Now, before grandma is butchered for her hide...how shall we prepare her?
I personally would enjoy some hamburgers made out of my next-door neighbour and his beautiful wife!
I think the recipe would go like this:
'Unsuspecting Neighbour's imminate visit to the blender gourmet burgers'
Ingredience:
1. Two (2) unsuspecting next door neighbours.
2. Dozen eggs
3. A bag of onions
4. Black pepper
5. Oregano and various other spices.
Directions:
Wait until neighbours are drunk, visit them with sledgehammer or axe
-----------edited for content--------
Add eggs, combine with neighbours until well packed, cut up onions, mix well...add pepper and spices. Roll mixture into generously formed patties and cook them until meat is well cooked on a pre-warmed barbeque.
How do you like your neighbours?
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