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10-15-2002, 11:29 AM

#11

UniqueTII

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Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='Oct 15 2002, 12:28 AM

This toast is to my wife, and mistress.... And that they may never meet.

It sounds better if you say "Here's to our wives and girlfriends...that they shall never meet." It sounds more innocent at first.

10-15-2002, 11:31 AM

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phinsup

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Here's to our wives and girlfriends... and never the two shall meet... unless it is to get naked and get it on.

Yea I like that one better.

10-15-2002, 11:32 AM

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Turbo II

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i like raisen bread toast

10-15-2002, 12:14 PM

#14

Rotarydragon

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Wives and girlfriends, that's an old Irish toast of course I figure most of em are...

I drink to your health when I'm with you,

I drink to your health when I'm alone,

I drink to your health so often,

I'm starting to worry about my own!

'Faol saol agat, gob fliuch, agus bás in Éirinn.

and of course the old standby:

Sláinte!

10-15-2002, 12:16 PM

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mazdaspeed7

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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 15 2002, 08:29 AM

[quote name='mazdaspeed7' date='Oct 15 2002, 12:28 AM']This toast is to my wife, and mistress.... And that they may never meet.

It sounds better if you say "Here's to our wives and girlfriends...that they shall never meet." It sounds more innocent at first.[/quote]

Oops. Its been quite a while since I heard it though.

10-15-2002, 03:58 PM

#16

7Sweety

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ROFLMAO at you guys, this is too funny.

Here's to the newly wedds. Here's to the groom and bride, don't be so shy, next time you do this it'll be a lot easier.

My uncle said that to my folks on their wedding day.