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On vacation, using a fancy corkscrew and drinking wine in Paris.



7
25.93%
So busy at work he hasn't had a chance to post since Sept. 1st.



1
3.70%
Being held captive as a sex slave for the US olympic softball team



9
33.33%
Got to working on his car and lost track of time.



2
7.41%
Stabbed in the heart by a stingray.



8
29.63%
Voters: 27.

