View Poll Results: Pick a good news topic and well speak of it!
Someone did not have surgery today



0
0%
Someone's grandma did not die



0
0%
The Earth is not coming to an end



0
0%
Jesus Christ lives!



2
6.25%
Soylent Green has a new diet flavour!



4
12.50%
Connecticut was invaded at 5am and is now New Deleware



2
6.25%
Satan lives!



1
3.13%
Buddha lives!



1
3.13%
SRCE buys us all shiny pants



5
15.63%
The Wankle is now more popular than piston engines



2
6.25%
THE EARTH BLEW UP! (for some people its good news?)



0
0%
Asian hotties for everyone!



15
46.88%
Voters: 32.

