Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Mar 10 2003, 12:22 PM

DR. EVIL

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.



THERAPIST

That's not true, Doctor. Please, tell us about your childhood.



GROUP

Yes, of course. Go ahead, etc.



DR. EVIL

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly

self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and

a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute

named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he

would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that

only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.

Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If

I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty

standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the

age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my

testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of

eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...



ANGLE ON THE THERAPIST AND THE GROUP. They are stunned.

Originally Posted by JadedX' date='Mar 10 2003, 01:12 PM

put bengay on it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif