ive burned the tops of my feet too, not fun!



mike

Yea we decided to walk into town in the middle of the afternoon in July in San Jose Del Cabo, MX. Got to town, our feet hurt a little no big deal, got drunk, didn't notice it, woke up in the morning to the tops of my feet blistered and MAN did that **** hurt.

when i used to swim my nose would be peeling and blistered all summer



mike

Can we NOT talk about sun burns please?

Why the thought of the places my leathery sack has been giving you nightmares?

No wise ass, I got burned so many times that I can't stand the thought of it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

EEEWWWWW...

HA HA at least someone appreciated it! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

DR. EVIL

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.



THERAPIST

That's not true, Doctor. Please, tell us about your childhood.



GROUP

Yes, of course. Go ahead, etc.



DR. EVIL

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly

self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and

a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute

named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he

would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that

only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical.

Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If

I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty

standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the

age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my

testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of

eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...



ANGLE ON THE THERAPIST AND THE GROUP. They are stunned.

i got toasted as hell in the bahamas.....from smoking and tanning, naturally https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png



kevin.