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Old 03-22-2004, 08:59 AM
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So I threw the peanut butter jar in the microwave to soften it up. Thanks to some bits of foil sealer stuck to the rim got some interesting arc welding.



Open the microwave and it smelled like when I light the barbecue!!



What's in the peanut butter?!?
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:44 AM
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everything but actual penuts?
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Pressed peanut sweepings!
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:53 AM
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Nuts are adulterated if they are insect infested or insect damaged, moldy, rancid, or dirty. Empty or worthless unshelled nuts should be removed by careful hand sorting or by machinery.
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:20 AM
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I like thinking that my peanut butter is mainly consisted of human extracts and bi-products. It makes breakfast interesting.
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Mar 22 2004, 10:53 AM
Bitter Almonds- Because of their toxicity, bitter almonds may not be marketed in the United States for unrestricted use. Shipments of sweet almonds should not contain more than 5 percent of bitter almonds.


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id play that game!
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WHAT!
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Old 03-22-2004, 11:11 AM
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like the burgers at burger king are only allowed a certain percentage of human feces in them and if it surpasses that volume, its not good!
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Mar 22 2004, 12:11 PM
like the burgers at burger king are only allowed a certain percentage of human feces in them and if it surpasses that volume, its not good!
yeah, I was trying to find that type of info. Like ## amount of bug parts in each canned good, ## mold spores, stuff like that.
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