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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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So I threw the peanut butter jar in the microwave to soften it up. Thanks to some bits of foil sealer stuck to the rim got some interesting arc welding.



Open the microwave and it smelled like when I light the barbecue!!



What's in the peanut butter?!?
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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everything but actual penuts?
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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Pressed peanut sweepings!
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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Nuts are adulterated if they are insect infested or insect damaged, moldy, rancid, or dirty. Empty or worthless unshelled nuts should be removed by careful hand sorting or by machinery.
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 10:20 AM
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I like thinking that my peanut butter is mainly consisted of human extracts and bi-products. It makes breakfast interesting.
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Mar 22 2004, 10:53 AM
Bitter Almonds- Because of their toxicity, bitter almonds may not be marketed in the United States for unrestricted use. Shipments of sweet almonds should not contain more than 5 percent of bitter almonds.


It's Almond Roulette! Will you get the toxic almond? One in 20 chance of winning!!!
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 10:38 AM
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id play that game!
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 11:02 AM
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WHAT!
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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like the burgers at burger king are only allowed a certain percentage of human feces in them and if it surpasses that volume, its not good!
Old Mar 22, 2004 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Mar 22 2004, 12:11 PM
like the burgers at burger king are only allowed a certain percentage of human feces in them and if it surpasses that volume, its not good!
yeah, I was trying to find that type of info. Like ## amount of bug parts in each canned good, ## mold spores, stuff like that.



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