A physician made these actual comments after performing surgery to correct a torn rotator cuff on a patient named Banzai (predominately male):



1. "Amazing. Your upper arm bone is actually an eccentric shaft."

2. "How is it that you have managed to live this long?"

3. "I can't wait to retire."

4. "Those aren't tendons--they're stock Mazda wires!"

5. "You should have become a proctologist, Mr. Banzai."

6. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."

7. "I wonder what they're serving for lunch at the cafeteria?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

9. "What the hell!!??"

10. "Nurse, I require your assistance with my zipper."

11. "I wonder if this guy has insurance."

12. "No, Mr. Intern, you really screwed up."



And the best one of them all...



13. "You will have no recollection of me violating you after the anaesthesia wears off"

 

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EDIT: nevermind.. i saw you edited the other post. so much for trying to be cool.

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

No prob. Thanks for staying on top of things. I first intended to add it to Banzai's thread, but I didn't want it to get lost.

 

Makes sense.