I'd like to buy a shrubbery

 

This parrot is no longer.

 

he has ceased to be.

 

PIANO TEACHER: Not bad, Mr. Connors. You say this is your first lesson?

PHIL: Yes, but my father was a piano MOVER, .. so...

 

After the operation, will I be able to play the piano?

 

NED: Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

PHIL: Ned, I would LOVE to stand here and talk with you, .. but I'm not going to

 

Damn, I need to see that movie again.

 

NED: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

PHIL: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching.

NED: Hey, hey, now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!

PHIL: Not a chance.

NED: Ned! ...Ryerson! "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy! Case Western High! Ned Ryerson., I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

PHIL: Ned Ryerson?

NED: BING!