HA HA he is actually isn't even human, he is just a CGI script that I wrote to make the forum more interesting.

 

wow thats some script!



mike

 

Yea I have a couple more floating about the forum. One of them went haywire and starting posting soylent green polls so I had to shut him down. As soon as I get the bugs worked out he'll be back online. Turbo II is one of my more successful scripts, that is why I made him a moderator.

 

Does he do chores?

 

No just a script. He spouts out content based on input he recieves by "scrubbing" the topics. Key phrase input triggers certain post output. That is why some stuff he says seems a little off base, the script is of course not perfect or fully developed, so scattered input often produces hectic output. I have however developed a "content filter" for that issue, as you may have noticed he uses the :bigok: smiley a lot. This is because when he recieves scattered input, rather then deliver jibberish content, he just gives a :bigok:

 

:bigok: :bigok: :bigok:

 

LMFAO at both of you. Bwahahaaaaaaa

 

i wonder if theres a gibberish-o-meter



mike

 

Bigtime was one of my earlier projects, with some obvious initial bugs, once they were worked out I declared the script a success. The script, initially scrubs the forum for content, stores the content, then later I go through add a couple "whitty" replies and match them up to the extracted content. I also have it pull replies that can be slightly modified by a backend script, this is where bigtimes script went haywire, he scrubbed the content, mixed it all up and then spouted the jibberish content back out in the form of a post. As the scipt absorbs more and more information from the forum it becomes more and more human like. Eventually having a whitty reply to almost every post, with the exception of the "content filter" reply, which is where the script is truly limited as the content filter at this point can only spew one generic reply. That is where I am concentrating my efforts right now.

 

No, basically the gibberish has been filtered out with the newly implemented "content filter" v 0.1 alpha. Like I say a couple scripts have gone haywire, RD being one of them. He was of course the first script I attempted on the .NET platform and will more then likely be the last as he went completely crazy with the poll feature and soylent green. The info was deeply embedded that it will take some time to repair it to total working order as I have to find all the soylent green output content and eliminate the desire to post polls. Unfortunately being on the Microsoft platform this will more then likey require purchase of new software and/or downloading updates.