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Old 04-29-2003, 08:06 PM
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Alexis is long winded and ill-informed. Perhaps she has attended too many ricer meets and can't even pull herself up to their low level.
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After reading this, I cant believe that somebody that doesn't know how a ******* motor works, and/or doesn't know how to do any technical writing actually put crap like this on the internet.





A SOHC makes it harder for the engine to reach higher revolutions per minute, or RPM's since it only has one cam. A DOHC gets twice the compression because both cams work together on the upstroke and down stroke





twice the compression?
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:33 PM
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type-rs run 14.5-14.6 stock.



my conclusion is she cant shift, is too heavy for the car, and has no idea that RPM is an acronym for "revolutions per minute" and not something you can define other then "revolutions per minute" even though she goes into a long-winded definition, which is in fact just the definition of a revolution...but she swears it is the definition of an "RPM" LMAO.



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Old 04-29-2003, 09:41 PM
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I stoped reading after "Car enthusiasts around the world...!" because imports are domestics in their respective countries, that right there should have told you to bail on the article.



I hope that Alexis is a shoker in the sack, otherwise she'll be lost in this cruel and unusual world.



HAHA, I just noticed, "UnUsUal" has three U's.
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Apr 29 2003, 06:41 PM
HAHA, I just noticed, "UnUsUal" has three U's.
so it was you who got cheese all over my bong.



bad robot!
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:12 PM
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People like that deserve to be shot in the knee caps, drug into the street, stoned, ran over, reversed and ran over again, and then shat on repeatily until the fumes of the piles of fecal matter poison her to death. Cruel...sure. Deserved...yes.





Touching on a whole new subject, i was reading a car and driver article. The guy went off on how the 13b was actually a 2.6litre and not a 1.3litre. Saying how mazda was wrong in measuring and so forth...anyone else read that?





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WTF.
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by GarageBoy' date='Apr 29 2003, 03:37 PM
AHH INVASIOn OF THE WEEBLES!
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i like how the 2003 has 133lbsft of torque the most ever, um the torqueless na rotary has that in 1983



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I beat civics in my stock, running harshly, 1st gen.



IMO... Buy something rare, so you won't look like everyone else.

Don't be a dick and buy a mustang or a civic.

I see 20 mustangs on my way to the store at the end of my neighborhood, same amount of civics.

They're both junk. And don't get me started on focuses... *shiver*



Also she needs to learn how to drive, or she needs to realize her car is stickercharged.
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