G2G

So one of my roomate's dad came up today to watch the women's basketball game. Yes our women's basketball team is better than our men's. So they came up to the apartment earlier tonight and my roomate and I started talking with him. He's come up before and is really nice, he runs 5 an 10k marathons all the time. So we're there shooting the ****, and we're talking about how my three roomates don't have to do anything for their majors and how they say it sucks cause they're bored. So me and my roomate keep talking about it, and Mr. Patteson, the father, looks at this poster my roomate has. It's a sexual positions poster. And he's like oh hey this one's pretty good, and we're like what the ****? He says, yeah I banged this asian chick once, she was five feet tall wighed 100lbs and I put her in this positions and put her ankles around my neck, and she just rocked herself back and forth, and it's a great position for women cause it gets the g-spot. So he continues talking about these different sexual positions and the girls he's fucked and all this ****. He's 57 years old divorced has two kids. I'm laying on my bed crying cause I'm laughing so hard. Then he goes to my roomate's computer and is like check out this site, it's called asian adult friend finder. He goes on this site and starts talking about how he'll talk to some asian chicks for a couple weeks then go meet them and **** the **** out of them. And he starts talking about other **** sites and **** like this, and me and my roomate are bawling on the floor. My sides hurt and I had tears streaming down my face it was so ******* funny what was coming out of his mouth. He is a ******* pimp at nearly 60 years old, he is awesome.



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venomrx7

Going on internet to get girls = NOT a pimp.



that is pretty funny though

spooliNrx7

Its is always funny to hear old people joke about that ****. My good friedns dad is always making jokes like "if I notched my bedpost everytime i fucked a chick I would have sawdust" and "i've seen more ***** than a toilet seat" This dude is like 55.



Funny story

ambassador_josh

When my Dad was alive he'd crack comments like those, all serious like, and it was quite fucked up to hear my old man talking like that

G2G

That was the best part, his son had to leave the room, cause he didn't want to hear it. It was hilarious, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.



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boxrs4sale

this is depressing

G2G

What, that he's more of a pimp than you?



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Dramon_Killer

You hypocrite. You're not into that sort of thing remember?



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G2G

I'm not be he is. And he is doing a fantabulous job of it. Just because he represents darwinism at it's best doesn't mean that I have to hate him. I just hate the skanks and dickweeds around here who do it to impressionable people. People of our age will develope a lot of how they view relationships based upon those that they have during this time frame. Short relationships based only on sex have negative consequences for society. At an age of nearly 60 he is just ******* women who have a strong sexual desire, and won't corrupt them.



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Dramon_Killer

So in other words he's just taking advantage of the byproduct of the people you hate now?



That doesn't make sense.



You don't know ****.



I'm gonna kill you.