Oh No She Did Not
05-22-2004, 07:46 AM
#14
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: north NJ
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05-22-2004, 08:09 AM
#15
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: north NJ
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Other stuff that needs to be done to that girl that was not on the top 10 list:
The Tony Danza: When doing her doggystyle you proceed to knock her arms out from under her so she falls flat on her face. Then you yell "Who's the Boss, bitch!!!"
this ones my personal fav
The Purple Mushroom - When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.
The Rodeo - A bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
The Hot Lunch - When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster **** right onto her chest.
The Angry Dragon - On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your ***. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.
The Tony Danza: When doing her doggystyle you proceed to knock her arms out from under her so she falls flat on her face. Then you yell "Who's the Boss, bitch!!!"
this ones my personal fav
The Purple Mushroom - When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.
The Rodeo - A bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
The Hot Lunch - When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster **** right onto her chest.
The Angry Dragon - On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your ***. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.
05-22-2004, 05:44 PM
#17
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Columbia IL/St. Louis MO
Posts: 2,748
Dog in a Bathtub-This is a proper name for when you
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ***. It is so named because it
can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur
ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the **** out of her.
http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/...sanchez_et.html
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ***. It is so named because it
can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur
ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the **** out of her.
http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/...sanchez_et.html
