hahaha.. Sista..

 

mmmmm mmmmmmmm

big momma gonna have some steak toooonight!

 

I am now thinking twice before moving to orlando!!

Ny aint all that bad, except for the roads!!

 

i thinkim the only sister here..



regina?

 

 

now who was the guy that had the ***** big enough to wrap that duct tape around its head?







and please don't post that pic of the squirrel with huge *****!

 

Actually they cannot open their mouths well all their muscles for for biting down. So you can basically hold their mouth shut with your hands. Getting them to sit still long enough to do this in another story. If you throw a blanket over their heads they will mellow out. Thats why its eyes are taped over.



I would not go with in 100 yards of that monster. BTW - Thats about as big as they come. I saw a 15 footer in person in the swamps once and that was scary this would make me loose control of my bowels.

 

Yeah, I'm aware of the weak opening muscles, but damnit if that tail whips you off your feet! Hell, that tail could flip a car over!



From what I've heard of all personal experiences, those things are solid muscle.

 

Add one more entry to the list of duct tape uses:



#1,234,545 = taping an alligator's mouth shut

 

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