Got something to say but don't want to crap in someone else's thread? This is the right place!

 

oh so you think i have an issue crapping on someone's topic?

 

Youre setting a terrible example here! Since when is this place about being courteous to your fellow posters?

 

Shaddup you! Your breath stinks, your hair looks funny, and your girlfriend's ugly!





There! Is that better?

 

Suck it!!!

 

I was going to have sex with your sister, then I realized she could be my daughter, what I'm trying to say is your mother is a *****.

 

I can't recall a single case where you ever did that.











But then, my short-term memory is all shot to hell anyway.

 

I'm going to keep an eye on this tom foolery!!!!

 

Tomfoolery? I'd say it borders on shenanigans!

 

Seein' as how this here's a place of sophistication and high culture, I wanted to share this wonderful poem I found:



A Redneck Love Poem



Susie lee done fell in love,

she planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy 'bout it all,

she told her Pappy so.



Pappy told her, Susie gal,

you'll have to find another..

I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,

but Joe is yo' half brother..



So Susie put aside her Joe

and planned to marry Will.

But after telling Pappy this,

he said, 'there's trouble still.'



you can't marry Will, my gal,

and please don't tell yo' mother.

But Will and Joe, and several mo'

i know is yo' half brother..



But mama knew and said, my child,

just do what makes yo' happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe;

you ain't no kin to Pappy.