A boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After

being in the orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker

that he wants to leave. The social worker asks him, "Well, do you

want to go back and live with your father again?"



"No," replies the boy. "He beats me."



The social worker says, "Do you want to live with your mother?"



The boy says, "No, she beats me too."



"Well, then," asks the social worker, "Who do you want to live

with?"



The boy answers, "The Oakland Raiders."



The social worker is taken aback. "The Raiders? Why do you want to

live with the Oakland Raiders?"



"Because," replies the boy, "They don't beat anybody."

 

it'd be hard to get to the super bowl without beating anybody, it's hard to win a superbowl when you throw 5 ints tho

 

ROFL HAHA

that was funny

 

I dont get to follow football anymore, and you want to know wha stopped me?



I was a Buffolo Bills fan, I had flashbacks last night of every superbowl I used to watch them lose , lol. And a friend of mine is a die hard Raiders fan, so im basking in the glory of the fact they lost so badly, lol.



And notice the Giants also got thier pay back for when they won the superbowl over the Bills because of a missed kick, im glad they didnt make it because they had a missed kick themselves!

I should start watching football next year, and I bet the Bills get in again, lol.

 

i also used to be a bills fan. remember when they completely destroyed the raiders in the playoffs like 8 yrs ago??

then i went to NE.

 

I still have my #12 Jim Kelly jersey.

maybe I can get $5 for it on ebay, lol.