Nothing Better To Do...
05-11-2003, 12:22 AM
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Three doctors are at lunch when the one doctor brings up the easiest surgery he's ever done.
Dr.#1 'Ya know, I just did an operation on an accountant and, man, was it easy. I opened him up and everthing was in numerical order, completely in balance!'
Dr.#2 chimes in 'Oh, I can top that. Electricans are the best to operate on, everything is color coordinated.'
Dr.#3 laughs and says 'I have both of you beat. The easiest operation is on a Frenchman. There are no guts, no spine, no ***** and if you ever get confused...the head and *** are interchangable.'
kevin.
Dr.#1 'Ya know, I just did an operation on an accountant and, man, was it easy. I opened him up and everthing was in numerical order, completely in balance!'
Dr.#2 chimes in 'Oh, I can top that. Electricans are the best to operate on, everything is color coordinated.'
Dr.#3 laughs and says 'I have both of you beat. The easiest operation is on a Frenchman. There are no guts, no spine, no ***** and if you ever get confused...the head and *** are interchangable.'
kevin.
