you can take almost all of fords vehicle names and put **** infront of it and it almost makes sense!

example: this is proly both stupid and vulger, but hey, im high.



One night while on a **** EXPEDITION at the local bar, i see this girl from across the room with a extremely nice **** ESCAPE. With my **** FOCUS on, a scope the area and make my aproach like the **** RANGER i am. Once i arrived undetected, i strike up some conversation, do the drinks, and after listening to her for about half an hour, workit enough to get her back to the pad. Once we get going, i whip out the **** PROBE, tell her im an **** EXPLORER, and i wanted to give her some **** LIGHTNING, but alas she wasnt into **** EXCURSIONs and ended up leaving.