i have a cut underneath my tongue...it hurts and i cant eat right...

 

That must suck, even though you probably can't right now. j/k



I slammed my middle finger in my REPU's door this evening. Oh what a feeling, and I don't even have a toy Yoda.

 

my did that to both my thumbs it hurts like whoa!

 

How did you manage to cut yourself under your tongue bro?

 

i had that happen once when suckin on a girls piercing.....





















j/k how the **** did you do that!? i slammed my finger in a car once really hard, and ripped the nail out backwards....lots of blood when you do that.

 

Wow, I got off easy. The door only went to its first click so I still had a little room to pull my finger out. It closed right on the nail. You can actually see an impression left by the door.

 

i wish i knew....but it feels a little better now. maybe some orange juice will make it feel better

 

citric acid BURNS!!!

 

yeah i know hahaha

 

I had a dream where i died last night. Pissed me off cuz i wouldnt have died if my friend hadnt been a retard. It was storming outside and there was a tornado and he wouldnt let me in his storm shelter.