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Old 11-20-2003, 06:34 PM
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Q: what do MJ and burgerking have in commen?





A: 40 year old meat and 12 year old buns
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Old 11-20-2003, 06:41 PM
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You guys are HORRIBLE!!
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Old 11-20-2003, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Nov 20 2003, 04:41 PM
You guys are HORRIBLE!!
Hahah.. Jacko must have mistaken you for a little boy.. And now you love him.



ALL YOUR 9BASE3 ARE BELONG TO JACKO!!!1
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Old 11-20-2003, 07:16 PM
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how does MJ pick his nose?



From a catalog



whats MJ's idea of a perfect 10?

2 5 year olds
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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Nov 20 2003, 06:59 PM
ALL YOUR 9BASE3 ARE BELONG TO JACKO!!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Old 11-20-2003, 07:49 PM
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Q: What was Jacko's biggest dissapointment in life?

A: Finding out Boyz to Men wasn't a delivery service
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Originally Posted by drifter' date='Nov 20 2003, 07:49 PM
Q: What was Jacko's biggest dissapointment in life?

A: Finding out Boyz to Men wasn't a delivery service
LMFAO!!!
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Q: Whats the difference between a plastic shopping bag and Jacko?

A: Nothing! They're both made of plastic and dangerous to children.
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Q: What did jacko yell when he fell off the fishing jetty?

A: "Quick! Throw me a boy!" (bouy)
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I heard they found him at K-Mart.



They had a sale, Boys pants half off.
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