New/old Jacko Jokes
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 544
From: Stuart, FL
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 544
From: Stuart, FL
Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.
Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
A: Look it up in Webster's.
A: He knows how they feel.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.
Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
A: Look it up in Webster's.
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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 258
From: Dubuque, IA
Haha. I was listening to the radio today and they were talking about his pending criminal charges. The DJ said he would like to dedicate a song to MJ so he played Smooth Criminal.. how fitting 
his own song!
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 4,775
From: Ames, IA
Originally Posted by mr_ouija4201' date='Nov 19 2003, 04:41 PM
q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
a: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson ***** little boys in the ***!
a: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson ***** little boys in the ***!
