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Old 11-19-2003, 12:37 PM
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Did you hear they had to stop letting the cub scouts stay at the Neverland Ranch?



























































Seems Michael was going thru a pack a day!!!!
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Old 11-19-2003, 12:42 PM
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.

The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"

Michael asked, "What about the children?"

The captain replied, "Screw the children!"

Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?

A. About two dress sizes
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Q: Why does Michael like children so much?

A: He knows how they feel.



Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?

A: Several children have fingered him.



Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?

A: When the crib breaks.



Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?

A: Look it up in Webster's.
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q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?



a: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson ***** little boys in the ***!
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Haha. I was listening to the radio today and they were talking about his pending criminal charges. The DJ said he would like to dedicate a song to MJ so he played Smooth Criminal.. how fitting his own song!
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Originally Posted by mr_ouija4201' date='Nov 19 2003, 04:41 PM
q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?



a: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson ***** little boys in the ***!
I don't know why, but I find that quite amusing.
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Old 11-19-2003, 05:05 PM
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There's a picture to go along with it too somewhere, but after many reformattings, I have no f'ing clue where it went.



Makes it like 10x as funny w/ the pic.
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jackos on his backo
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Q: what do MJ and burgerking have in commen?





A: 40 year old meat and 12 year old buns
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