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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 31 2003, 10:27 AM
Does anyone here have any experience with Akitas(sp)?
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Dags!
Do you like dags?
My girl's mother has this AKC registered toy poodle that she tried to breed with another AKC toy poodle she rented (that was perfumed and wore a little ribbon = ppl take this **** a little too serious), but they fought big time. So along came this this jack russel terrier (terror is more like it) I knew from the very beginning that this was a match made in hell when I saw the jack russel pulling the poodle backwards when his **** was locked inside her. It was the funniest thing, he was running forward she was runing backwards and they were connected at the genitals! Damn I need photochop to diagram the scenario!
So anyway a few months later, under an evil omen, the spawn of hell was born. Now just think about this in case you have not already... What are the three most hyperactive little dags in the world? Chi-who-who, jack russell terror, and toy poodle! Why would anyone let any two of these demons procreate?!?
Anyway they call this little beast Poo-Jack (how ******* original) And it is hell on heels. If you were to give cocaine to this dag it would say "No thanks man! That **** brings me down!" It is hyperactive as can be! It makes me nervous just watching it! Oh and it loves kids too. Normally dags hide when 4-5 kids come over, but no, the kids try to hide from the dag. It is evil! Evil I say!
Do you like dags?
My girl's mother has this AKC registered toy poodle that she tried to breed with another AKC toy poodle she rented (that was perfumed and wore a little ribbon = ppl take this **** a little too serious), but they fought big time. So along came this this jack russel terrier (terror is more like it) I knew from the very beginning that this was a match made in hell when I saw the jack russel pulling the poodle backwards when his **** was locked inside her. It was the funniest thing, he was running forward she was runing backwards and they were connected at the genitals! Damn I need photochop to diagram the scenario!
So anyway a few months later, under an evil omen, the spawn of hell was born. Now just think about this in case you have not already... What are the three most hyperactive little dags in the world? Chi-who-who, jack russell terror, and toy poodle! Why would anyone let any two of these demons procreate?!?
Anyway they call this little beast Poo-Jack (how ******* original) And it is hell on heels. If you were to give cocaine to this dag it would say "No thanks man! That **** brings me down!" It is hyperactive as can be! It makes me nervous just watching it! Oh and it loves kids too. Normally dags hide when 4-5 kids come over, but no, the kids try to hide from the dag. It is evil! Evil I say!
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