So this hott chick somes into my work today, needs a part. She says everyone tells her its a dealer item blah blah. Its a antenna for her car (forget what it was), and shes right, its a dealer item.



So shes got the saddest look on her face, i say ill see what i can do, and go in the back. I grab the private line phone, and call my buddy at the toyota dealer (dammit i forgot which model) and ask him if he can get me a atenna ASAP. Sure he says, ill bring it over after work.



So i go out front, and say, i pulled some strings, the dealer is getting one to me tonite. Cost? Dont worry about it, i have a connection. Install it? No we dont do that, but i have a shop at home if you need someone to put it in? No, i wont accept any money, as long as your boyfriend wont mind you being there. No man, O, im sorry to hear that!



SIKE. Ok, see you then. Yea, you should gimme yer # jus in case, ill see you when it comes in tomorrow.



You have a nice day also.



Score...

 

I gotta take a ****.

 

Nice moves. Way to play it cool. Good luck. Nail her really good for those of us here on Nopistons that don't get girls like that coming into thier work.

 

they come in alot, but usually playing the dumb "dont wanna be here" girlfriend, she was a sexy single.

 

Hey you ******.. I want an antenna for muy car too.. and it better be free.

 

LOL!! Yea thank god i have a buddy at a toyota dealer, o yes.

 

she is a lesbian hence no boyfriend

 

Bingo

 

ding ding ding

 

nah, lesbians dont flirt wit guys like that. And so what if she is, i have a camera!