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FDRacing 10-07-2003 05:15 PM

So this hott chick somes into my work today, needs a part. She says everyone tells her its a dealer item blah blah. Its a antenna for her car (forget what it was), and shes right, its a dealer item.



So shes got the saddest look on her face, i say ill see what i can do, and go in the back. I grab the private line phone, and call my buddy at the toyota dealer (dammit i forgot which model) and ask him if he can get me a atenna ASAP. Sure he says, ill bring it over after work.



So i go out front, and say, i pulled some strings, the dealer is getting one to me tonite. Cost? Dont worry about it, i have a connection. Install it? No we dont do that, but i have a shop at home if you need someone to put it in? No, i wont accept any money, as long as your boyfriend wont mind you being there. No man, O, im sorry to hear that!



SIKE. Ok, see you then. Yea, you should gimme yer # jus in case, ill see you when it comes in tomorrow.



You have a nice day also.



Score...

MonsterMR2 10-07-2003 05:18 PM

I gotta take a ****.

7mech 10-07-2003 05:20 PM

Nice moves. Way to play it cool. Good luck. Nail her really good for those of us here on Nopistons that don't get girls like that coming into thier work.

FDRacing 10-07-2003 05:21 PM

they come in alot, but usually playing the dumb "dont wanna be here" girlfriend, she was a sexy single.

75 Repu 10-07-2003 05:22 PM

Hey you fucker.. I want an antenna for muy car too.. and it better be free.

FDRacing 10-07-2003 05:26 PM

LOL!! Yea thank god i have a buddy at a toyota dealer, o yes.

Rob x-7 10-07-2003 05:26 PM

she is a lesbian hence no boyfriend

9BASE3 10-07-2003 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 7 2003, 04:26 PM
she is a lesbian hence no boyfriend

Bingo

Turbo II 10-07-2003 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 7 2003, 03:26 PM
she is a lesbian hence no boyfriend

ding ding ding

FDRacing 10-07-2003 05:36 PM

nah, lesbians dont flirt wit guys like that. And so what if she is, i have a camera!

MonsterMR2 10-07-2003 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Oct 7 2003, 05:36 PM
nah, lesbians dont flirt wit guys like that. And so what if she is, i have a camera!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

RotorBalls 10-07-2003 06:00 PM

that's some pimp ass ****. There's a couple hotties I work with but haven't had a chance to talk to them. Always too busy and I don't smoke so I've been trying to go out for "fresh air" when they're out there but always miss them...dammit I will score one of these hotties. I'll try and get pics on my shitty camera phone https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Rob x-7 10-07-2003 06:13 PM

girls who like men have thier boyfriends or "other" friend take care of thier antennea ****.



You my friend, have a carpet muncher on your hands.

Your best bet is you may become a fag hag and get to see her and

her friends go to some lesbian club and you MAY be able to watch them

one day if your a good boy and you keep fixing thier cars, lol.

ROTARYROCKET7 10-07-2003 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 7 2003, 03:13 PM
girls who like men have thier boyfriends or "other" friend take care of thier antennea ****.



You my friend, have a carpet muncher on your hands.

Your best bet is you may become a fag hag and get to see her and

her friends go to some lesbian club and you MAY be able to watch them

one day if your a good boy and you keep fixing thier cars, lol.

hey man its all sounds good. They might be drunk enough to let u join ,. That is assuming they carpet munch. If shes a bi-sexual. Than u da man !!

FDRacing 10-07-2003 07:17 PM

I jus called her, tlked for a few. Says she doesnt have a boyfriend because she got cheated on and left him about a month ago.



Not leso

MonsterMR2 10-07-2003 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Oct 7 2003, 07:17 PM
I jus called her, tlked for a few. Says she doesnt have a boyfriend because she got cheated on and left him about a month ago.



Not leso

So, is she down to punch the clown or what?

FDRacing 10-07-2003 09:24 PM

Get back to you on that lol

Jims5543 10-07-2003 09:27 PM

We need to see degrading pictures please.

MonsterMR2 10-07-2003 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Oct 7 2003, 09:27 PM
We need to see degrading pictures please.

Yup

Joe Flo 10-07-2003 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Oct 7 2003, 02:22 PM
Hey you fucker.. I want an antenna for muy car too.. and it better be free.

Why...did you want to go over to his place also? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

jimmyv13 10-07-2003 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by RotorBalls' date='Oct 7 2003, 07:00 PM
that's some pimp ass ****. There's a couple hotties I work with but haven't had a chance to talk to them. Always too busy and I don't smoke so I've been trying to go out for "fresh air" when they're out there but always miss them...dammit I will score one of these hotties. I'll try and get pics on my shitty camera phone https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Smoking makes a hot chick look like ****....

Eric Happy Meal 10-07-2003 10:24 PM

the hot girls come in to my work. dont think theres gonna be too many uglies driving around BMW's https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

mazdadrifter 10-07-2003 11:24 PM


Originally Posted by MonsterMR2' date='Oct 7 2003, 06:03 PM
[quote name='FDRacing' date='Oct 7 2003, 07:17 PM']Says she doesnt have a boyfriend because she got cheated on and left him about a month ago.

[/quote]

Sounds like some serious baggage dude.



Don't worry use it to your advantage ....



you've been cheated on before, you were devastated



you'd never cheat, because you know how it feels



can't see why anyone would do that, "If i wanted to be with someone else, I'd be dating someone else"



You love girls that have had their feelings crushed recently, because you feel like a tiger picking off the weak zebra on discovery channel



you have an outty, she has an inny "why not"



you love **** sex, she has an *******, ect ect





I'm mean hell it could be worse, her ex could've gotten herpies while cheating then gave it to her, that's how she found out he was cheating??



that would be worse

FikseRxSeven 10-07-2003 11:30 PM

you better quit ****** around man!!!! get me the 19 year old with the ass

MonsterMR2 10-08-2003 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='Oct 7 2003, 11:30 PM
you better quit ****** around man!!!! get me the 19 year old with the ass

Man, how old are you?



When I was 19, my FD was picking up skank's left and right.

Srce 10-08-2003 01:06 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/bsflag.gif It was never about an anntena was it?

UniqueTII 10-08-2003 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Oct 8 2003, 01:06 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/bsflag.gif It was never about an anntena was it?

LMAO...nice.

FDRacing 10-08-2003 04:06 PM

So i installed it earlier, then took her out too lunch. Shes cool as hell, had to go to work but shes coming over tonite round 9, o yea.

UniqueTII 10-08-2003 04:10 PM

Rock on...good luck.

Rob x-7 10-08-2003 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Oct 8 2003, 05:06 PM
So i installed it earlier, then took her out too lunch. Shes cool as hell, had to go to work but shes coming over tonite round 9, o yea.

she is a slut then?

FDRacing 10-08-2003 09:54 PM

didnt go anywhere, after i signed off here i saw the news paper....i had to hear it from a ******* newspaper...



A friend of mine passed away this sunday while out on his four wheeler. This wasnt a guy that i hung out with all the time, in fact its been several months since we hung out. I rode with him, on the quads, whenever we were out at our favorite pit.



Regretfully, this pit took his life. Jared went over a large jump, one he knows like the back of his hand, on a quad that is too large and heavy for that type of use, and is not designed that way.



He became entrapped under the more than 400 pound machine and suffered severe internal injuries, to later pass away in the hospital.



He was 15, and he was a great kid. I dont believe in god, but i am going to be praying tonight, and any who would add him and his family to your prayers, i would appreciate it.



RIP Jareth L Delvecchio, may you smile on us from heaven.

rfreeman27 10-08-2003 10:18 PM

my condolences.

teknics 10-08-2003 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Oct 8 2003, 09:54 PM
didnt go anywhere, after i signed off here i saw the news paper....i had to hear it from a ******* newspaper...



A friend of mine passed away this sunday while out on his four wheeler. This wasnt a guy that i hung out with all the time, in fact its been several months since we hung out. I rode with him, on the quads, whenever we were out at our favorite pit.



Regretfully, this pit took his life. Jared went over a large jump, one he knows like the back of his hand, on a quad that is too large and heavy for that type of use, and is not designed that way.



He became entrapped under the more than 400 pound machine and suffered severe internal injuries, to later pass away in the hospital.



He was 15, and he was a great kid. I dont believe in god, but i am going to be praying tonight, and any who would add him and his family to your prayers, i would appreciate it.



RIP Jareth L Delvecchio, may you smile on us from heaven.

wow i think i know the delvecchios, there name rings a bell.



kevin.

FDRacing 10-08-2003 10:27 PM

Yea his brothers name is Derrick, they live here in Millville/Cedarville NJ.

DaddyMac 10-10-2003 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Oct 7 2003, 10:24 PM
the hot girls come in to my work. dont think theres gonna be too many uglies driving around BMW's https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

true, and you know they suck good dick if they didn't pay for it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif


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