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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='847458' date='Dec 1 2006, 08:31 AM

Offer Ms. Poon some TANG?


hmmm
Old Dec 1, 2006 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847463' date='Dec 1 2006, 11:37 AM

hmmm






Mix a glass of refreshing TANG instant breakfeast drink.



Walk in to waiting area/lounge.





Clear throat...

Clearly announce:



Ms. Poon?

pause for dramatic effect, extend glass of TANG towards her and fininsh: "TANG?"
Old Dec 5, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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looking at her now reminds me when I used to furiously masterbate to Anna Nicole Smith then she turned into a bleached whale.



Maybe Britney will get back into shape, but she will always be a skanky hoe.



and I guess Playboy doesn't need her anymore.
Old Dec 6, 2006 | 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847456' date='Dec 1 2006, 08:30 AM

richard just put a repair order on my desk, the name is nancy poon. seriously
Say, I have a Michael Tang as a coworker. Have your people call my people, we might be on to something here...



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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by MtnRacer' post='848129' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:05 AM

Say, I have a Michael Tang as a coworker. Have your people call my people, we might be on to something here...



Steve


Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!
Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848135' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:31 AM

Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!


by jove, who ever that is, it could be done!
Old Dec 6, 2006 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848135' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:31 AM

Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!
We'd certainly get invited to the Poon/Tang Wedding!



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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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There would be a lot of Poon/Tang at the wedding



Where/When
Old Dec 6, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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steves 1st annual poon/tang party?
Old Dec 6, 2006 | 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='848193' date='Dec 6 2006, 01:32 PM

steves 1st annual poon/tang party?
Everynight is a poon/tang party when you're this good looking.



Steve



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