NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum (https://www.nopistons.com/)
-   Insert BS here (https://www.nopistons.com/insert-bs-here-12/)
-   -   Nastiest snatch? (https://www.nopistons.com/insert-bs-here-12/nastiest-snatch-62974/)

banzaitoyota 11-30-2006 07:42 PM

Crusty or Brittany???? You be the judge



http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/britney11.html

sidewinderx7 12-01-2006 12:24 AM

post up crusties pics again, we need a fresh compairison!

Seppuku 12-01-2006 01:35 AM

like hell we do! it still haunts me.

Il RX8 lI 12-01-2006 09:33 AM

http://britneypopsoutbabieslikeipopoutpoop.ytmnsfw.com/

j9fd3s 12-01-2006 09:37 AM

i think actually paris is in the running too....

1988RedT2 12-01-2006 09:46 AM

If you ask me, Britney is a marginal talent that's on her way out. I guess at this point, she's willing to do anything to get attention.

j9fd3s 12-01-2006 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='847442' date='Dec 1 2006, 07:46 AM

If you ask me, Britney is a marginal talent that's on her way out. I guess at this point, she's willing to do anything to get attention.



you mean you dont have photographers on the ground in front of you when you get out of the car, to get the pic of you with no pants on?

1988RedT2 12-01-2006 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847446' date='Dec 1 2006, 10:51 AM

you mean you dont have photographers on the ground in front of you when you get out of the car, to get the pic of you with no pants on?



Well, yes, but then again I don't claim to be able to sing. With me, it's always been about the "package".

j9fd3s 12-01-2006 10:30 AM

richard just put a repair order on my desk, the name is nancy poon. seriously

banzaitoyota 12-01-2006 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847456' date='Dec 1 2006, 11:30 AM

richard just put a repair order on my desk, the name is nancy poon. seriously





Offer Ms. Poon some TANG?

j9fd3s 12-01-2006 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='847458' date='Dec 1 2006, 08:31 AM

Offer Ms. Poon some TANG?



hmmm

banzaitoyota 12-01-2006 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847463' date='Dec 1 2006, 11:37 AM

hmmm







Mix a glass of refreshing TANG instant breakfeast drink.



Walk in to waiting area/lounge.





Clear throat...

Clearly announce:



Ms. Poon?

pause for dramatic effect, extend glass of TANG towards her and fininsh: "TANG?"

DaddyMac 12-05-2006 03:10 PM

looking at her now reminds me when I used to furiously masterbate to Anna Nicole Smith then she turned into a bleached whale.



Maybe Britney will get back into shape, but she will always be a skanky hoe.



and I guess Playboy doesn't need her anymore.

MtnRacer 12-06-2006 02:05 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='847456' date='Dec 1 2006, 08:30 AM

richard just put a repair order on my desk, the name is nancy poon. seriously

Say, I have a Michael Tang as a coworker. Have your people call my people, we might be on to something here...



Steve

1988RedT2 12-06-2006 05:31 AM


Originally Posted by MtnRacer' post='848129' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:05 AM

Say, I have a Michael Tang as a coworker. Have your people call my people, we might be on to something here...



Steve



Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!

j9fd3s 12-06-2006 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848135' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:31 AM

Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!



by jove, who ever that is, it could be done!

MtnRacer 12-06-2006 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848135' date='Dec 6 2006, 03:31 AM

Indeed! If they marry, she could append his name to hers with a hyphen, and she and her children would be known as the Poon-Tangs!

We'd certainly get invited to the Poon/Tang Wedding!



Steve

ExplicitRotary 12-06-2006 01:56 PM

There would be a lot of Poon/Tang at the wedding



Where/When

j9fd3s 12-06-2006 03:32 PM

steves 1st annual poon/tang party?

MtnRacer 12-06-2006 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='848193' date='Dec 6 2006, 01:32 PM

steves 1st annual poon/tang party?

Everynight is a poon/tang party when you're this good looking.



Steve

cymfc3s 12-06-2006 07:41 PM

What kind of name is POON anyway?

MtnRacer 12-06-2006 09:49 PM

Irish?



Steve

inanimate_object 12-07-2006 04:54 AM

Never heard of it.

ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 09:40 AM

I'm leaning towards Scottish



At first i was thinking, hey that sounds oriental, but then i was like.... naw, thats just typical

j9fd3s 12-07-2006 09:48 AM

id say vietnamese, she was asian. asian poon https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 10:09 AM

did you get the Poons number?

inanimate_object 12-07-2006 10:44 AM

Scottish would be McPoon https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 10:51 AM

so is that the rule with scottish names? just add Mc.

j9fd3s 12-07-2006 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by ExplicitRotary' post='848312' date='Dec 7 2006, 08:51 AM

so is that the rule with scottish names? just add Mc.



like mc donalds, its scottish food https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.gif

Seppuku 12-07-2006 11:04 AM

explains the awful ness

Jeff20B 12-07-2006 11:53 AM

McHaggis

1988RedT2 12-07-2006 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by Jeff20B' post='848324' date='Dec 7 2006, 12:53 PM

McHaggis



Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver, and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. >from Wikipedia<



In other words--Brilliant!

j9fd3s 12-07-2006 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848328' date='Dec 7 2006, 10:52 AM

Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver, and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. >from Wikipedia<



In other words--Brilliant!



mMmmm sheep parts

inanimate_object 12-07-2006 01:13 PM

Scottish or Irish names with a Mc or Mac in front mean son of, and with a Ni in front mean daughter of. There's some trivial information for you!

ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 02:12 PM

I swear i learned more here in the last few months then i ever did in school.



Now for the names advanced: Why do the japanese/asian add san after ones name?

j9fd3s 12-07-2006 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by ExplicitRotary' post='848333' date='Dec 7 2006, 12:12 PM

I swear i learned more here in the last few months then i ever did in school.



Now for the names advanced: Why do the japanese/asian add san after ones name?



um i give up, so we dont think they are danish?

RONIN FC 12-07-2006 05:30 PM

Poon=Calophyllum

MtnRacer 12-07-2006 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='848299' date='Dec 7 2006, 07:48 AM

id say vietnamese, she was asian. asian poon https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

+1 for asian poon. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/bigthumb.gif



Steve

ExplicitRotary 12-08-2006 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by MtnRacer' post='848368' date='Dec 7 2006, 07:03 PM



Asian=1

Poon=1

Asian+Poon = 2

Leetheslacker 12-10-2006 06:36 PM

thread over.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:39 PM.


© 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands