NASCAR is the WALMART of AutoRacing. Everyone claims to hate it, but they are making $$$ handover fist

 

I watched the last 20 laps of Daytona and I enjoyed it. I think I could watch the last 20 laps of every race.

 

You must hang out with the country club set, Banzai. All the rednecks around here (and there are plenty of 'em) LOVE nascar.



I can see Banzai pulling up to the clubhouse in his Jag-yoo-ar, dressed in white knickers, and playing golf with Skip, Chip, & Muffy.

 

Son, how many Saturday nights have you spent in the 90º + heat beating out the quarter panel of a LAte Model Modified? .





NASCAR USED to be a decent series, then they got all worried about upsetting the sponsers. Since the early 90's it has been a steady slide downhill

 

I liked it better when it was "stock car racing" and not NASCAR. To me, it's too much like IROC. I want them to drive cars that I can buy.

 

i like how they like to snuggle right up to each others rear ends



actually its so weak that they have a pinch drivers (boris said, the incarnation of cool!) to drive road courses

 

How do they go in circles all day without getting dizzy?

 

I'm watching it right now, I have been a fan since Cale Yarbourough was running in the Hardees sponsored car, it was much better racing before the restrictor plates.

 

yeah, Cale Yarborough. ****, isn't he about a hundred by now?