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#13
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='919811' date='Apr 3 2009, 02:58 PM
oh snap! we need a whole committee to look into our new found pencil needs. um at this historic moment, we need to embrace change!
If you were change, I'd gladly embrace you...twice.
#14
Originally Posted by defprun' post='919809' date='Apr 3 2009, 05:06 PM
Pencil, I like that...eraseable.
EVERYTHING will be in pencil, we are going to be the pencils industry's largest customer, if we go broke, they'll broke, that's our goal.
#15
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='919818' date='Apr 3 2009, 07:05 PM
EVERYTHING will be in pencil, we are going to be the pencils industry's largest customer, if we go broke, they'll broke, that's our goal.
Mmm. Make sure we clearcut British Columbia and only British Columbian redwood for our pencils.
#16
Originally Posted by defprun' post='919848' date='Apr 4 2009, 10:15 AM
Mmm. Make sure we clearcut British Columbia and only British Columbian redwood for our pencils.
I am not sure that would be wise, we need to use suppliers that employ americans, that way we can make the claim that if we go broke, they broke, in fact it would prolly be in our best interest to use a supplier that is quite small now, they will have to hire man more employees and they will know they are dependent on us to keep their staff employed, so they will bitch to gov't. Basically the more americans we have directly or indirectly in our employ the larger the bail out. Although, if the US gov't ever decided that trade deficits were important again, your day may be golden.
Just for the record Defprun you are already setting yourself up for management, i like your thinking, you should expect a 6 figure salary within the first couple of months.
#18
Originally Posted by defprun' post='919869' date='Apr 4 2009, 05:21 PM
Excellent. I have already fired my mexican assistant and have hired a whole slew of american single mom's to clean my mansion.
WOW you may be deserving of a bailout yourself.
#20
Originally Posted by defprun' post='919848' date='Apr 4 2009, 07:15 AM
Mmm. Make sure we clearcut British Columbia and only British Columbian redwood for our pencils.
Our province is too pretty to clearcut. You'll make it look like Ontario! *cringe* No way would I let THAT happen