Maybe a tank top and assless chaps..

 

Not sure why people always say "assless" chaps. I thought all chaps were assless? Maybe a better term should be "assless leather pants"?

 

Some are not assless, believe it or not, chaps are purpose built.

 

Yeah, I thought their purpose was to cover your legs. If they have an ***, aren't they just pants? I guess I need to hang out with cowboys/bikers/strippers more often.

 

I thought you already did?

 

Some have an *** and no crotch up front, some have both but then are split down the leg, some only cover the front part of the thigh and have waistband.

Cowboy, biker stripper party would probably turn violent.

 

i had no idea

 

You either learn about chaps from growing up in the boonies as a farm kid or hanging out at gay leather bars.. I grew up in the boonies as a farm kid...

 

And took that knowledge to the city...

 

Thats right, the Chap master!.

Its funny as Harleys and choppers went mainstream, all these Yuppies and 50 something's walking around town in brand new biker chaps with the price tag blowing in the breeze, creaking like a new saddle... They do look so gay.

Where I live is a weekend biker destination, so we see way to much chapping.