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-   -   Muscle Cars = Small Penis!! (https://www.nopistons.com/insert-bs-here-12/muscle-cars-%3D-small-penis-11002/)

turbovr6 01-21-2003 01:59 PM
http://goatse.ca/cnn/musclecar.htm



Chattanooga, TN (AP) -- Muscle car drivers who volunteered for a recent experiment were almost 10 times more likely to posess significantly smaller genitalia than males who partake in other hobbies, recent study shows.

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:01 PM
lmao!



mike

UniqueTII 01-21-2003 02:02 PM
What about those of us with big feet?

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:03 PM
i think that means you have a velrco wallet?



mike

UniqueTII 01-21-2003 02:03 PM
Nope...I don't. I knew I was a paradox.

Turbo II 01-21-2003 02:04 PM
what if u got a small car that looks like a muscle car. (RX3)

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:06 PM
then you might have big feet



mike

UniqueTII 01-21-2003 02:08 PM
Man, this is confusing.

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:08 PM
then you might drive a turbo 2



mike

75 Repu 01-21-2003 02:10 PM
You know what they say, "if a guy has big feet, he has got to wear big socks.."

1988RedT2 01-21-2003 02:11 PM
I've got a big honkin' penis. Does that mean the RX-7 isn't a muscle car?

Srce 01-21-2003 02:13 PM
Thay're all "Small Blocks". Bwahhahahahhaaa

furiousrex 01-21-2003 02:15 PM
Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Jan 21 2003, 03:10 PM
You know what they say, "if a guy has big feet, he has got to wear big socks.."
no no its if hes got big feet then its harder to shift without hitting the brake!

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:16 PM
i have a big block rx7, uh oh

[looks down pants]



mike

Srce 01-21-2003 02:36 PM
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 02:16 PM
i have a big block rx7, uh oh

[looks down pants]



mike
It's a smooth long block Inline 6.4 here. :bigok:



(Looks down Mike's pants) LOL

Baldy 01-21-2003 02:39 PM
Originally Posted by furiousrex' date='Jan 21 2003, 03:15 PM
no no its if hes got big feet then its harder to shift without hitting the brake!
I hate it when that happens...that, and wondering why my engine revs so high when I'm stopped, then realizing I'm hitting the gas too

cymfc3s 01-21-2003 02:43 PM
the article is a hoax, but its still funny

Baldy 01-21-2003 02:46 PM
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 03:43 PM
the article is a hoax, but its still funny
you own a muscle car, don't you? :stickpoke:

winger 01-21-2003 02:47 PM
does a 416rwhp rx7 considered a muscle car????

Sinful7 01-21-2003 02:49 PM
I hope not......



Every girl I have ever known equates big lifted trucks to small units.

Care to comment, Vosko?

Srce 01-21-2003 02:50 PM
Originally Posted by winger' date='Jan 21 2003, 02:47 PM
does a 416rwhp rx7 considered a muscle car????
Only when it's running. :bigok: LOL

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 02:59 PM
Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Jan 21 2003, 12:36 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 02:16 PM'] i have a big block rx7, uh oh

[looks down pants]



mike
It's a smooth long block Inline 6.4 here. :bigok:



(Looks down Mike's pants) LOL [/quote]

hey get out of my pants!



mike

cymfc3s 01-21-2003 03:31 PM
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jan 21 2003, 12:46 PM
you own a muscle car, don't you? :stickpoke:
No i dont. And even if i folded my **** in half, its still bigger than yours!

Baldy 01-21-2003 03:38 PM
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 04:31 PM
No i dont. And even if i folded my **** in half, its still bigger than yours!
I don't want to know how you know that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png



edit: and folding it in half can't be comfortable :redface:

furiousrex 01-21-2003 03:40 PM
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 04:31 PM
No i dont. And even if i folded my **** in half, its still bigger than yours!
oh so yoru trying to feel what girth is, huh?

cymfc3s 01-21-2003 03:42 PM
ooof!!

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 04:23 PM
why would you fold your penis in half? what happens if a hot girl walks by?



mike

UniqueTII 01-21-2003 04:36 PM
Switchblade.

winger 01-21-2003 04:47 PM
jacknife

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 04:55 PM
i thought it was a flashlight



mike

UniqueTII 01-21-2003 04:59 PM
It's only a model.

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 05:04 PM
ah, so he folds the model in half?



mike

9BASE3 01-21-2003 05:26 PM
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 05:04 PM
ah, so he folds the model in half?



mike
More of a bend....

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 05:29 PM
i see, so its a kind of erector set?



mike

cymfc3s 01-21-2003 05:31 PM
it is better to bend

furiousrex 01-21-2003 05:34 PM
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 06:29 PM
i see, so its a kind of erector set?



mike
thats just ****** funny :bigok: :bigok:

9BASE3 01-21-2003 05:49 PM
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 05:29 PM
i see, so its a kind of erector set?



mike
Yes. I think.

j9fd3s 01-21-2003 05:57 PM
i see, so is it detachable?



mike

Turbo II 01-21-2003 06:00 PM
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 21 2003, 03:57 PM
i see, so is it detachable?



mike
cant stop laughing :bigthumg:

ThirdGenRX7 01-22-2003 11:14 AM
I"m so slowwww i just realized somebody made up that site hahaha look at the address


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