So I won tickets to see an advanced screening of this movie, being shown in only 3 locations nationally. I couldn't go, so I gave them to my wife to go with a friend. She said they gave out free posters, and dorky "do not *** in" door hangers. There were 3 actors from the movie in the theatre. Everyone in the theatre was there for free. Keep all this in mind when she told me that PEOPLE LEFT THE THEATRE BEFORE IT WAS OVER. It was that bad. Yeah, she said she felt bad for the actors, because people didn't even hang out for a Q&A session, and hardly anyone got autographs. She guesses that it won't be in theatres very long.

 

Here's my "in depth analysis". It sound's like a ******' turd.

 

i liked van wilder! tara reid is soooo ******* hot

 

yeah, but booty **** yo.

 

damnit, one of you guys change your avatar!!!

 

no, butt pirate.

 

then make the rectal robber change his!

 

Why don't you change YOURS?

 

come on, you had to see that coming. SUCKA!

 

HUH???