Guy : First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.





its an easy one....

 

half baked easy

 

haha all i had to do was read killer and it was over.

 

1-Aw come on... You aren't REALLy going to wear that are you?



2-What?



1-That too drunk to **** pin..



2-You wear this pin and immediately drunk chicks come up to you asking if it's true..



1-Oh, if I recall I don't remember YOU getting any at the last party..



2-No, no.... But I could have.. These are monastic times, my friend. All poor tent and no pay off is a win..





LOL... Great movie..

 

^no idea.



but heres one.



1:theres something i have to tell you.

2k what is it #1?

1:im not really a gardener.

2: i agree, the flowers look like ****.

 

please dont tell me you watched that movie voluntarily

 

I've heard mad story's about this kid, he's limber, too limber.

Put a cork in it Zane.



My bad, messed up the quote.

 

HOLY ****! MOTHER ****** YODA AND ****!

 

just thought the line fromt he film was funny... only watching to see my schools PE shorts in the locker room.



new one:



"when you won that race it made you king of the mountain, not king of the no-ball-*****-losers, they have theyre own king...my brother"

 

"You aint got no problem Jules,

Im on the mother *****,

go back in there an' chill them ****** out,

and wait for the wolf who should be comin' directly"



or



"Im a mushroom cloud layin mother *****, mother *****,

every time my hands touch brains im superfly TNT"







Best movie ever.