Guy : First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.





its an easy one....

half baked easy

haha all i had to do was read killer and it was over.

1-Aw come on... You aren't REALLy going to wear that are you?



2-What?



1-That too drunk to **** pin..



2-You wear this pin and immediately drunk chicks come up to you asking if it's true..



1-Oh, if I recall I don't remember YOU getting any at the last party..



2-No, no.... But I could have.. These are monastic times, my friend. All poor tent and no pay off is a win..





LOL... Great movie..

^no idea.



but heres one.



1:theres something i have to tell you.

2:ok what is it #1?

1:im not really a gardener.

2: i agree, the flowers look like ****.

please dont tell me you watched that movie voluntarily

I've heard mad story's about this kid, he's limber, too limber.

Put a cork in it Zane.



My bad, messed up the quote.

HOLY ****! MOTHER ****** YODA AND ****!

just thought the line fromt he film was funny... only watching to see my schools PE shorts in the locker room.



new one:



"when you won that race it made you king of the mountain, not king of the no-ball-*****-losers, they have theyre own king...my brother"

"You aint got no problem Jules,

Im on the mother fucka,

go back in there an' chill them niggaz out,

and wait for the wolf who should be comin' directly"



or



"Im a mushroom cloud layin mother fucka, mother fucka,

every time my hands touch brains im superfly TNT"







Best movie ever. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Ed will probably be the only one to get this:



"I'm a millionare; I lose 80, I get another 80."

I'll let somebody else get it.

"i live my life a quater mile at a time, for those 10 seconds or less im free" OH **** YOU VIN DISEAL.



now for a hard one.



"I love thinking about the red dress, the television, and YOU! When I'm out in the sun, I SMILE!"

wow, I didn't know a single one of those.



an easy one:

"we can't commit the sin of turning our back on time"

..but when that perfect hand comes along, you bet, and you bet big and you take the house."

"I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes"

"rosa parks was a HO she aint do nothin but sit her black ass on tha bus" or "hundreds an fity's....bigass tities....count tha green or get inbetween"

"Reporations?"

"Man, reporations ain't gonna do nothin' but make Cadillac the numba one dealership in the country."

have a nice fright

oceans eleven

pulp fiction



cmon....no one else curses THAT much

2NDGENY that would be "Poolhall Junkies"

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif I love that movie.

barbershop and next friday

"I am the clit commander!"



I left the rest of it out because it would be too easy. :P

Thats WAY too easy. Ill leave it for someone else.

"Nobody does it like me, not this little ****, none of you little fucks. I pinch it like this, mmmmmm...."

1: "10 says he shorts it"

2: "no bet"

new oceans eleven.

^^ also oceans eleven.



ok heres what i think is an easy one.



1: are you drunk!?

2: drunk enough to kick your ass!

Super Troopers...another of my favorites.

how about this one (from my fav movie)



might be kinda hard :





1: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.

2: It's what?

1: It's kosher. As Christmas.

2: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

outcold

cmon mines not that hard

no idear fre.



"i want you to keep a close eye on her, shes really important to me....me and you man, the stuff we doin!"

lock stock and two smoking barrels

Guess this one It is a chick flick which was burned in to my head bye my X





" After the female grass hoper is done having sex with her partner she eats the male"

1: Watch it, bud.

2: Who you calling bud, pal?

1: Who you calling pal, friend?

2: Who you calling friend, jackass?

1: Don't call me a jackass.

2: I just did call you a jackass.

I thought that was a praying mantis...but who cares!

hahahaha. whats with all the oceans eleven goin on here?



"waiting....just waiting. Your a, your like a little girl!"