MOTHA FUCKAS!
12-23-2008, 01:54 PM
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no one caught the 7sweetie reference eh? lol
Sooo Ive been waiting for a new intercooler to be sent to me under warranty for like, 3 months. These guys ******* suck. Ive called them about 50 times too.
Also, it snowed about a foot of snow the other day and I decided to take my '83 toyota corolla wagon out. That thing is a beast in the snow! Its seen several Montana blizzards and multiple mountain passes, with no chains!
So I was driving around about 2am, no one on the road, sliding around and practicing those sweet snow drift moves in some parking lots :-o
I decided I would go to the local mall and see if anyone was there doing the same. Well I got there and mall security was all over me. He came flying up behind me and put his lights on. I kept driving, making sure to fish tail on every turn I took. Well he gets on the side of me, rolls his window down and starts yelling for me to stop. So, I give him a confused look then come to a stop. He goes "TAKE IT HOME OR ILL CALL THE COPS!" ... Our rebuttal was that of a 1920's gangster, we replied with "Take it home, see ... or we're gonna call the coppers, see.."
He didn't think it was as funny as I did. So I did a donut around him to show him I meant business then followed him when he tried to drive away. He stopped so I drove by him and continued on.
I went behind another building, hit the lights then crept out from behind him. Now picture this scene, huge parking lot, all white, no cars. In comes a 1983 corolla wagon with his lights off creeping under the parking lot lights at 2 miles per hour. The mall security guy sits, unknowingly, about 200 yards away. He turns his head and spots us, so I turn my high beams on him then hit some donuts before skidding off back around the building.
About 2 minutes later, the coppers show up. Now I have a cop and mall security coming at me. I had a good lead on the cop so I figured **** it, its snowy, lets boogie!
I take off into a building park where the snow was about a foot deep with small hills. I had started a, very, slow speed chase. I ended up losing the cop when I pulled a Captain Ron style move and slide into a small area between two buildings. I watched them drive around the business park for like 10 minutes then when they went around the front side of the buildings again I jetted out.
Live to do a donut another day! Ha Ha, Take it home, see!
Sooo Ive been waiting for a new intercooler to be sent to me under warranty for like, 3 months. These guys ******* suck. Ive called them about 50 times too.
Also, it snowed about a foot of snow the other day and I decided to take my '83 toyota corolla wagon out. That thing is a beast in the snow! Its seen several Montana blizzards and multiple mountain passes, with no chains!
So I was driving around about 2am, no one on the road, sliding around and practicing those sweet snow drift moves in some parking lots :-o
I decided I would go to the local mall and see if anyone was there doing the same. Well I got there and mall security was all over me. He came flying up behind me and put his lights on. I kept driving, making sure to fish tail on every turn I took. Well he gets on the side of me, rolls his window down and starts yelling for me to stop. So, I give him a confused look then come to a stop. He goes "TAKE IT HOME OR ILL CALL THE COPS!" ... Our rebuttal was that of a 1920's gangster, we replied with "Take it home, see ... or we're gonna call the coppers, see.."
He didn't think it was as funny as I did. So I did a donut around him to show him I meant business then followed him when he tried to drive away. He stopped so I drove by him and continued on.
I went behind another building, hit the lights then crept out from behind him. Now picture this scene, huge parking lot, all white, no cars. In comes a 1983 corolla wagon with his lights off creeping under the parking lot lights at 2 miles per hour. The mall security guy sits, unknowingly, about 200 yards away. He turns his head and spots us, so I turn my high beams on him then hit some donuts before skidding off back around the building.
About 2 minutes later, the coppers show up. Now I have a cop and mall security coming at me. I had a good lead on the cop so I figured **** it, its snowy, lets boogie!
I take off into a building park where the snow was about a foot deep with small hills. I had started a, very, slow speed chase. I ended up losing the cop when I pulled a Captain Ron style move and slide into a small area between two buildings. I watched them drive around the business park for like 10 minutes then when they went around the front side of the buildings again I jetted out.
Live to do a donut another day! Ha Ha, Take it home, see!
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