Morning Wood!
01-22-2004, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Jan 22 2004, 12:18 PM
morning wood is a blessing of the God's, nothin better then waking up next to your woman with morning wood and her being like "in the mood eh, come here" ....nothing better then waking up, rolling over and doing it, morning wood,its the REAL breakfast of champions
01-22-2004, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jan 22 2004, 08:25 AM
unless of course, your woman is like an angry grizzly bear until about an hour after waking up
Or if she is a grizzly bear just hop on and pretend your a cast member of "8 seconds" and see how long you can hold on for.
Speaking of 8 seconds. A friend and I were dating these two roomates a few years back. He was planning on dumping his girl. So I told him to bite her ear the next time they were humping doggy style and scream ROXANNE! The only bad thing was her name was Angie... Roxanne is one of the few names you can scream through clenched teeth.
His ride lasted for about 8 seconds
01-22-2004, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jan 22 2004, 08:25 AM
unless of course, your woman is like an angry grizzly bear until about an hour after waking up
01-22-2004, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jan 22 2004, 11:24 AM
Morning wood, the other other other white meat. Morning wood, it's what's for breakfast. Morning wood, half off when you buy in bulk. Morning wood, get your wood on.
great info.
kevin.
