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Old 05-10-2005, 11:20 PM
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I get morning wood all the time. Roomate always bitches about seeing a tent in my shorts when I get up, but what are you gonna do eh?



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Old 05-11-2005, 01:01 PM
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:09 PM
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think of yonner. if you still have wood, you have problems...
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I just think WWJD?
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:38 PM
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what movie is it that starts out with a guy laying in his bed on his back and has MW and the blanket is pitched, then his mom walks in and he turns over really fast and hurts himself?
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[quote name='94touring' date='May 11 2005, 02:13 PM']I just think WWJD?

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Who wants Jack Daniels?
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:46 PM
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[quote name='94touring' date='May 11 2005, 04:13 PM']I just think WWJD?

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he'd probably just jack off.
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:55 PM
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i tried to stay in bed cause there was a girl in my room.



oh and nopistons94, your **** is tiny!
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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morning wood is your body telling you that you need to pee. when you get an erection your urethra at a certain point is blocked so that your semen can come out. your body give itself an erection so you wont wet the bed.



moral of the story is go pee and it will go away
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:22 PM
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[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='May 11 2005, 05:58 PM']morning wood is your body telling you that you need to pee. when you get an erection your urethra at a certain point is blocked so that your semen can come out. your body give itself an erection so you wont wet the bed.



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Where the **** is the fun in that, Im down with R Kelly, I wanna **** on you!
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